- me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
- me: *reblogs post*
- gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
- me: thank you
do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
Hey im mitt romney haha *pulls a lever & pig’s blood falls from a huge bucket on to the entire lower class* Dont forget to vote this fall
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even someone who is looking at someone else like I am looking at them.
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.