shavingryansprivates:

“hey guys i got a great idea!” said satan

“what’s that, satan?” said the tumblr staff

“this one’s good, you ready? okay, so, if a text post is just slightly too long, like, maybe a short paragraph or so, we’ll set it to automatically reblog as a link, you know, so people’s dashboards don’t get all clogged up with words!”

“” said the tumblr staff

(Source: shavingryansprivates)